Oh Sweet Relief ( Alexandria )

She blinked and just started to laugh . . .


"Sorry . . . I like that . . . Your funny . . ." She sighed . . .

"No, I honestly thought you go . . .Oh crap, she's going to have a kid . . . Not for me . . .Sorta thing . . ." She shrugged . . . The waitress came back . . . She smiled waiting for the order . . .


"I'll have a hot coco . . . Also . . . I'd love your grilled cheese with french fries and bowl of tomatoe soup and pickles on the side with olives . . . Oh and after can you bring me a slice of peach pie with ice cream on top with some chocolate chips on top?" The waitress just arched a brow and then looked toward Alex like . . .What the hell?

She smiled and ordered just a burger and fries with a strawberry milkshake. She waited for the waitress to leave and shrugged one shoulder.

"I like kids."

She nodded . . .

"So, you've wracked up tons of points . . . Nice . . ." She smiled and leaned back . . .

"Ok, I think its only fair . . .You're turn ask away . . . Anything you want to know, or tell me . . . I feel weird being the only one that's sharing . . ."Smiled . . .

She smiled.

"My cat is a tiger."

She arched a brow . . .

"Ok, how did you pull of that one?"

She grinned.

"Contortionist. Work for the circus."

She smiled . . .

"I got that, meant . . . You must have one trusting landlord . . ." She winked . . .

She grinned.

"He's a cat. They didn't ask more than that."

She laughed . . .

"Clever . . ." She smiled as the waitress came with their drinks and food . . .She began to nibble and drink . . .

"So, have anything you'd like to let me know . . "

Her brows rose.

"Like what?"

She smiled . . .

"Oh like if you have eleven toes and you like eating bugs . . . Things like that . . . That I should be aware of . . ." She chuckled she figured she'd lighten the mood . . .

She laughed.

"No, I don't have eleven toes... my feet are perfect. And I don't eat bugs. Oh, and I was raped by a bunch of clowns once, so I occasionally have nightmares."

Arched a brow . . .What do you say to the clown rape . . . She didn't know if she was joking or serious . . . She'd go serious . . .

"Those bastards . . . Always knew clowns can't be trusted . . .Another reason why I hate clowns." In fact she was terrified of Clowns . . .

She smiled.

"Well, I'm fairly sure it was just a bunch of guys in clown suits, but yeah... I'm not a fan of clowns."

Figure that one out. Worked in a circus, terrified of clowns.

She nodded . . .

"Those bastards will get theirs I'm sure . . . We can only hope that right now, some whore they fucked had a std that made their dick turn black. shrivel up and fall off . . ." She winked finishing up her plate . . .She was a fast eater . . .Well, it helped she had someone else to gobble the food too . . .Sitting back in her chair . . .

"I admire you . . .Takes a strong person to deal with that . . ."

She took her time with her food, obviously enjoying it.

"Eh, it happens. Bad things happen to good people sometimes. It's made me not a fan of dick, though."

She could help but laugh at that . . .

"I believe it . . . Sorry though . . .It's just . . .Yeah . . ."Coughs . . . She leaned in . . .

"They aren't that great . . . Plastic is better . . . No goo . . ." Winked . . .

She started to laugh again.

"Okay, so it's probably more fair to say I'm fine with dick, I'm just not fine with the assholes that are usually attached to the dick."

She laughed . . .


"So, basically all of them then . . ."

She winked.

"Pretty much. I'm sure there are nice guys out there. I just haven't met one."

She nodded . . .


"The only one I know is my Da . . . Well, Step Da Jamie . . . Don't get me wrong he pisses me off sometimes . . . But he's good . . ." She sipped her drink . . .

She smiled at that.

"My parents are dead."

She nodded . . .

"Sorry . . . If it helps any . . . I'm adopted . . ."Right like that'll help she swallowed her drink again. . .

She smiled at that.

"Nothing wrong with that. At least you have someone who loves you."

She nodded she decided to redirect . . . A little awkward . . .


"I honestly don't understand why your single . . ." She smiled . . ."I'm pretty sure someone would have scooped you up by now . . ."