Old Friends (Greer & Ren) - The Den

She waited, letting him calm down.

Greer took his hand that wasn't on her thigh, watching Ren with a curious look "So is it to bold to ask where have you been?"

It didn't take long. He was relaxed again by the time Greer took his hand. And his smile was pleasant while he waited for Ren to answer.

She watched Jim, concerned, but answered Greer's question. "Nothing too exciting, sadly. Visited family for a while. Then did a few odd jobs. Traveled a bit."

Oh, look! Ear! He leaned close to nibble at the ear in question. Not because he wanted to ignore Ren. Because he needed the distraction.

He made it hard to listen, but she managed to not laugh till Ren was done talking. Then with a laugh, tilted her head so he could keep getting the ear in question, never looking at him and then back to Ren "I hope you had some good times." with a worried smile at her, the (new to Ren) white streak in Greer's hair fell in her face and with a sigh she tucked it back behind her other ear.

"It was nice seeing family." She said simply.

Greer blinked at Ren's answer, she wasn't sure what else to say and it was obvious small talk wasn't her forte this eve, but hey she was trying and with another worried smile at Ren "It's good to see you again." not sure what else to say.

He smiled and nipped her shoulder. Then he leaned back up. Such a lovely distraction. "What else did ya miss? Oh, Chase Covington hasn't got a penis anymore."

She softly laughed at the nip but then he got the oddest look from her at him and not sure where that came from but looked back at Ren seeing if this was a typical conversation.

Jim, in the original Greek, actually means 'penis.'

"Babe that made no sense to me...." looking at him with a soft shake of her head.

This time it wasn't her shocked face, it was more of a genuine OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!1 face. "You're gonna have to explain that one." Because post-embrace transvestite vampires seemed statistically improbable. Not to mention, Chase didn't seem like the type. God he'd make an ugly woman....

He chuckled. "Chase got himself knocked inta torpor. Somethin' took him an' lopped off his manly bits, ta where he can't grow it back."

He gave Ren a look. Then he laughed. "I gotta call bull. I ain't never seen a woman actually wanted ta cut off my peen."

Greer started to laugh and thought it was best to keep her mouth shut at this point.

She burst our laughing. "I didn't say you, Jim."

Had to be a girl thing. He looked between them. "What?! It's true! If ya dip it responsibly, they don't wanna cut it off. Just sayin'."

Greer looks at him "I don't think either of us are disagreeing." with a shake of her head at him.

"Unless you like dippin' it in crazy. Then it doesn't matter." She gave a sage nod.

He pointed at Ren. "You're crazy." Then he pointed at Greer. "So are you." He flashed a playful grin. And pointed to his lap. "I still got mine."

She took her free hand, put is underneath her and then started to giggle "Yes still there. And I never claimed I wasn't crazy." and kissed him.

She playfully glared at him. "See, now aren't you happy God didn't give me that power?"

He wiggled a little for Greer. Then he grinned at Ren. "I don't recall ya complainin' about my peen at any point. So even if ya had that power, I don't think ya'd use it."