Stalker distraction - movies! (Cass, open) - Sunflower Beach

"Mmmmmaybe" the grinning Caitiff said. "You should totally do it!" and hope he got the point, because hey, you were allowed to have a little fun with things like that. "I even got a few boxes we could use, tie it up with a pretty little ribbon. Oh, I'm so making a leopard loincloth before you leave tonight. So you can have wild jungle sex" aaaand she broke down in laughter too.

"So long as he sticks to the wild cat noises. He starts beating his chest like a gorilla and I'm out!"

Her eyes went a little wide. "Oh dear Lord... I didn't get that memo. I thought it just required killing some Egyptian deity..."

Eh, awkward, right?

"Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games" and she was so having wild jungle sex with a man in a loincloth later unless she died of laughter first. The Caitiff seemed to be good on her way already towards dieing of a fit of laughter.

Cass was on her feet, throwing back the blanket to a couple of very surprised ferrets looking up at the sudden sight of light. Cass was doing air guitar with a very Axl Rose smug look and doing a horrible, horrible version of the next few lyrics of the song.


"We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knnn knne knees, knees
I want to watch you bleed!"

At this stage, Teddy just rolled out of the sofa, clutching her stomach. Well, partially rolled out of it anyways, her feet were technically still on the sofa but the rest of her was laying on the floor, gasping for air as Ed decided to fleee! the sofa and retreated in under a nearby chair while Eddie just decided to follow Teddy's example and roll off the sofa in surprise.
Not very graceful that one.

"I won't ever be able to look at him again without picturing him in a loincloth now" the Caitiff wheezed.

Cass fell into a heap next to Teddy giggle, her head coming to rest on the Caitiff's belly. "Tell me about it. I can't see him in a suit now and keep a straight face! Rawr!"

Good thing she didn't need to breathe because it didn't sound like she actually could breathe at the moment. She could undoubtedly communicate with dogs though.

"I've scarred you for life now, haven't I?" She grinned, but she was still laughing pretty hard herself. Cass took Teddy's hand and held it, swinging it back and forth a little.

She actually did make a pretty good puppet despite what she'd told others as there was no fight in that limp arm.
"Yes! Scarred for life" Teddy laughed.

"Alright, favorite thing to see a man wear?"

"Ooooh.... oh that one's difficult" seriously difficult, though the pause gave her a moment to, you know, breathe!
Gasp.
"Mmm... tough one again really. Though there's something timeless about stonewashed jeans and a t-shirt" the blond on the floor giggled. "It's classic sexy" and Medwyn pulled it off so well.

"Oh, but you have to have a hat... And not a damned top hat, either... A fedora... Ohh... A fedora will make me turn my head," she hummed at the very thought.

Teddy in turn giggled.
"Oh, alright, fedoras are good. And there's something about a man in a suit, although I still say it looks even better if the guy doesn't usually wears one"

"Why do you think I I try to get Alex out of a suit every chance I get?" She turned her head up to look at Teddy with a grin.

"He was wearing a suit the first night I met him. Some stupid ass Malkavian was at a club down by the beach talking to Oriella Martin of clan Tremere. If I had to hazard a guess, he was trying to hit on her and it wasn't going over well. So, the fucker called me to be his 'arm candy'." Cass rolled her eyes. "Anyway, I get there and, shit you not, I thought Alex and Orie were an item. Honestly, that's what I thought. Turns out, she's just a prostitute and a friend of his. But of course, Alex was in a three piece suit. A couple of weeks later, he was in jeans, t-shirt, and this gorgeous leather jacket. Talk about hot."

More giggles because let's face it, the blond had reverted to being a teenager. It tended to happen around Cassiel.
"Oh I bet" she winked, seemingly not batting an eye at the mention of Alex' friend being a prostitute because let's face it, she wasn't the judgmental type really. "Like I said, classic sexy"

"It is," she said happily. "Though I can't wait to see him in a tux."

Teddy chewed on her lip for a moment.
"Mmm, wonder if I'll be able to convince Medwyn to wear a suit" she wondered if Medwyn owned a suit.

Cass cheweed on the inside of her cheek, holding Teddy's hand to her chest. Her feet were wiggling back and forth just a little.

"You know, Jamie will make sure he's in a suit, right? I mean, between Jamie and Alex, I get the feeling there won't be much room for anything too nontraditional. I mean, I have to have a white dress and a church, so..."

"Buuuut, there's no one saying you can't have a paper wedding bouquet of awesome?" right? "Besides, you look good in white. Aaaand... and I can always kind just throw in some green details here and there if you want before you walk to the altar" illusions ftw.

"To be fair, I haven't gotten any feed back on the bouquet, yet," she chuckled. "But, I did find a dress. There isn't any green in it at all, but I think and hope Jamie will approve. And it's white, just like he insisted."

Heh, thank God he was paying for it, too....

"Boring traditional Catholic Brujahs" the snickering blond grinned at her friend, their conversation once again having followed a very strange logic and having gone from talking about guys to weddings. Eh, logic was overrated anyways.
"If he doesn't approve I will personally go bug him. It's the least I can do for you, and seeing a she made me Harpy I owe him some bugging"

"Does that mean Alex is a boring traditional Catholic Gangrel?" She blinked, grinning at the thought. "And I'm just a bad... baaaaaad Catholic mutt." She grinned widely, showing off her teeth.

"I mean, let's just look at my track record, shall we?"

"You really think it's safe to look at your track record while sober?" Teddy grinned, knowing fairly well how that track record went.