Stalker distraction - movies! (Cass, open) - Sunflower Beach

"I don't think anyone really wants to know what they sound like... I think that would be... awful," she cringed.

"Mhm, I'm just grateful he doesn't seem to mind and happy to leave it at that" said the giggling blond.

Cass was laughing and very nearly on the floor again. "I probably sound like a sick sea lion. 'Arf, arf, arf!"

"Oh God!" Teddy clasped a hand over her mouth and stared wide eyes before talking again. "What if we do sound like that?!" she didn't really want to know.

"Well, then we know the male brain is even screwier than we thought! Only one way to test the sea lion theory, though," she shook her head, trying so hard not to laugh and be all mock serious.

"Yeah well, no!" Teddy giggled. "I don't need to know!" okay, so a part of her was curious now but damn it!

"Then I will do the experiment myself! And let you know my scientific findings," so there!

"Reassuring" she giggled. "What, you gonna make a sex tape hm?" Teddy laughed, grabbing a nearby pillow and throwing her. "Ask Raz0r, she's got the setup already" hey, at least she could make fun of it in retrospective.

"Me? No, no sex tape. I'm not that kinky to actually want to do that," she shook her heaf, taking the pillow to the face with a giggle. "I was just going to get some recordings of sea lions, blind fold a couple of men and see what happens," she shrugged.

Yeah that didn't have the Caitiff breaking down in laughter completely, actually having to lean back against the wall again to keep from falling over.

"It's all in the name of science!" She beamed at Teddy. It was so very nice to see her laughing, to hear her.

"Don't think that qualifies as science" she wheezed. "Besides, yours is a Gangrel, who's to say he doesn't find the mating call of horny sea lions attractive!" because honestly, she just had to.

"Ouch! Ohh... my heart," she clutched her chest and fell over, giggling like a school girl. "Touche, my darling, touche..."

"Here" she giggled, throwing something to the Rose. "You should get a pair, maybe a fluffy tail. You know, to go with your new underwear. I'm thinking... leopard patterned, all the way!" and yes she was being a smart ass.

Cass' jaw dropped. Seriously dropped.

And then she actually looked... thoughtful...

"Oh, oh I'm doing it! Cat Man will get his Cat Woman!" She pulled out her phone and began doing a search.

Wait? She went with it? Awesome!

"If you don't find what you want I'm pretty sure i can make the ears and the tail at least" she giggled. "If nothing else it would match the loincloth" you know, the one Teddy said she'd make him.

She saw it as a challenge, of course she went with it!! It would be so awesome! Even if all it earned her was a look from Alex. Cass in kitty ears and a tail in a pair of leopard print panties.... and *cough* nothing else? Rawr!

"Oh, that would be hella sweet! Now I just need to learn how to meow properly!"

"The meowing isn't as important as the movements though" well, she got the Caitiff started, deal with it. "Go watch Batman and Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. She knows how to move like a cat, and it makes all the difference"

"Think I can learn to be that graceful given enough time?" She giggled. "I won't look like a fish out of water?"

"I wouldn't sweat it. You're not exactly clumsy, you just don't show your flexy cat-like side enough" Teddy smirked.

"At least I'm bendy enough to be cat-like!" And Alex certainly didn't complain about her ability to bend.

"See? Then no problem!" the grinning blond said as she bounced in place.

"Whiskers are optional, right?"

"Yes, those are optional" Teddy said with a sage nod.

"You know what I'll have to get now?! Long, black gloves... Like Michelle Pfeifer's in Batman! And..." cough.. "Thigh high boots. He's either gonna love it or... think I'm crack."