Vampires do not really hold the secret history of the world.
You cannot really cast spells.
You should not hit your friends and loved ones with swords.
This game is not intended to be played by people who can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
... As a side note: This game is a work of fiction. FICTION. NOT real. Any resemblance to true people, places, things, monuments, yo mama's kitchen is purely coincidental or for fictional, parody purposes.
This is a mature game for mature audiences.