We wish you a Merry Christmas - The House that Sin Built

Teagan watched them through the window with a hint of a smile on her features, She opened the door and called out to the officers and carolers, "Merry Christmas!"

Well now they really couldnt eat them as the police had seen them their the night before. Luke had an Idea though.

Waking he kissed his mate lightly on the lips before rising from bed and making his way through the house. Out back was a small shed and insider the shed was a coiled green hose. He picked up the hose and made his way through the house once more he had a small pleased mean spirited little smile on his lips as he made his way to the front door.

Teagan was about half way down the stairs when she saw what Luke was doing. She started laughing so hard she had to sit down.

He crossed to the front door and stepped out side. Moving along the side of the house he connected the hose. Carefully smooth out any kinks and then calmly turned it on and pointed the sprayer at the carolers. He smiled then and tipped his head in greeting as he triggered the nozzle and began to drench the singing folks with an almost beatific smile.

Teagan's head peaked out the door as she laughed watching her love deal with the the annoyance the happy singers created.

He had sixty feet of slack and he was prepared to use it. Also it was unlikely the water reserves would run out any time soon. As they moved he matched and as they sung he aimed for open mouths. this was the most fun he had had in years.

"Excuse me" He finally said stopping the hose.

"Merry Christmas" He said with a false smile like he hadnt been hosing the lot of them down for at least five minuets.

"Now will you please get off my porch and leave?" It was strange but maybe they would respect a direct request from the home owner.

((This will continue until New Years Eve if you don't do something drastic.))

"Is it the house do you think or us?" Teagan growled as they sang.

"Love, I think we need to return to your first plan" He said as it became clear the hose wasn't working.

He began to offer each singer the same entrancing smile and if he put them all under his sway invited them to join him inside.

Teagan looked at each one as they came through the door trying to figure out if they were the same group from the night before. That and exactly how many of them there were.

She looks a little closer at how they are dressed, and if they look malnourished when they ask if they are going to be fed. Because it just wouldn't do to automatically jump to conclusions about what they are asking for.

what a curious question. He raised an eyebrow at them all and looked thoughtful.

"And what are you all in the mood to eat?"

"Like what, order you a pizza and you all would have shut up?" Teagan bless her ever blunt.